Imagine if Michael Myers could shrink to the size of an ant? Shit, we’d all be screwed! 

Nowhere in the Bible is Mary Magdalene described as a prostitute.

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

that’s fuckin ridiculous people have been throwing shit off the highway overpass for time immemorial. fuck outta here w/ “it’s the media”

I actually would have preferred to see more of Leto’s version of the Joker, so we’d have more to go on than just a collection of scenes which managed to avoid the editor’s axe on SS.

What a sackless show. The right thing to do here is to take Norm to task for the shitty things he said. But Fallon is incapable of an interview that involves something other playing air guitar, tousling hair and giggling.

Another copy paste survival/crafting/open world game in early access on Steam. Not even the nudity is original. Very sad.