Oh that gorram ad...

Russell is finally coming out?

“Go Away” = “Don’t steal my fuel”

Jed York. He was handed everything he’s ever had and he acts like he fucking built it. He wasn’t even alive for the entity of the Dynasty Niners and he acts like he orchestrated that shit. I bet he’s the kind of dick who doles out “advice” to homeless people who ask him for money.

Well that’s a disturbing set of priorities. But hey, a minor inconveniencein a video game because an international relief organization wants to keep the symbol they’ve been using since 1863 free of commercial entanglements is totally reasonable. I’m sure those volunteers getting blown up and killed in various warzones…

Whaaaaaa I won’t support a foundation that helps thousands of people in times of crisis every week because my video game health packs look different....

You work with Hamilton?

Your “personhood”?

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

:(

Cut his doctor some slacks.

They prefer to cheer at opposing players getting debilitating injuries...then throw batteries at them.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

I, for one, am appalled the filmmakers are trying to fill our heads with their sickening agenda of inclusion, tolerance, and basic human decency. Stick to Force!

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

He looks like he has no body hair except for his nipples.

The only food I eat is sauce. Fill the bathtub with loose liquid food and give me a ladle. I am in heaven with my loose nutrients. Warm cold doesn’t matter. I will slurp the sauce and gurgle like a good boy. All my plates are bowls.

This is what 2016 has done to me: when I stumble across a politics article, god help me, it’s now almost a relief to see it be about Ted Cruz.