I'm sorry, are there people who do not talk to their pets?? Monsters!

Was talking about this with my husband. He said, "What did people think happened? He fucking dragged her unconscious body out of the elevator." But to me it just proves that people absolutely do not want to believe that a likable person - especially one that is awesome at football - could be a scumbag. It takes…

I read a lot of really good adult books - like maybe two per month, now that I have a kid - but they don't shape my worldview and tastes as often as kid's books did. Plus I mean, I'm almost 30, so half of my life so far has been reading kid's books. I think it's totally fair.

I do not live in the same world as you.

This gif is mortifying

"Webinar" is a word you can only spit out in disdain. There is no way to say it without a sneer.

"What woman hasn't had what she felt was a nice, pleasant conversation with a seemingly attentive man, only to be girlfriendzoned and guilt tripped about not rewarding his endurance of Lady Opinions with a cookie in the form of a blow job?"

Meh. I'm "A-list." It means you take one business trip a month and your company makes you take Southwest because it's the cheapest. I've flown with my family before, and I didn't assume they could board with me. I boarded with their group. It's Southwest. They're the cheap airline. There's no first class, and you…

Isn't this at minimum a health code violation? I mean, I get the horrible fact that it's not there to protect the worker, but is there to protect the consumer, but what does the law have to say about having a person with a potentially communicable disease handle food?

Prep-as-hell is TOTALLY the drunkest wedding ever. Nailed it.

I don't understand how this is neglect. She's 9, not 3. She's in fourth grade. Didn't we play alone outside in parks when we were 9? Without cell phones, even? Home for dinner at dark, that kind of thing? And we think it's better to put this girl in foster care than let her play in a nearby park with a cell phone?

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Probably because of the rape implication, which is more relevant in law school because of existing criminal code, while being a wage slave at a fast food restaurant is solidly regulated and codified as legal.

I think she is saying it to highlight how much she likes her, and why, rather than wearing it as a badge of honor. How I read it, anyway.

You're killing me. You've saved this thread. Bless you.

It sounds like what you are saying is that men have evolved to want sex more than women (evolution doesn't "design" anything, btw - that's a common fallacy). Perhaps the reason you think the desire for sex is biologically different is actually because of cultural norms surrounding the acceptability of "wanting sex" by…

Congratulations, you're officially the worst.

Maybe I'm a bad bridesmaid, but I never do all that shit having been in 5 weddings. Or maybe my friends are just awesome and don't think the world revolves around them. Last wedding I was in, the bride forbade anyone from giving a shower or bachelorette. So it was just the dress ($100) and the optional hair/nails…

I think I see what you are saying regarding the officer's statement - i.e., he is not saying that being trans isn't a basis for a hate crime, but that they have no reason at this time to suspect that this was the specific reason for the crime. But I can't say I'm entirely confident of he meant that (given that his…

I think the point that transgender isn't on the hate crime list is a very salient point, actually. Why wouldn't they investigate as a potential hate crime? Seems pretty likely, so I'd say it's a fair criticism. You disagree, which is your prerogative, but people don't have to agree with you in order to be "credible."…