We're actually not talking about men right now. Shocking, isn't it? Some things aren't about men.

It's true, everyone is totally SHOCKED when I tell them I range from 145-150 because apparently straight-size women are all supposed to be under 120. Guys just don't know. It's not his fault, I don't think.

Does...does she shop plus-size? I'm 5'7" and 145 and wear a size 4 in most brands, straight-size.

To clarify. Helen Mirren is awesome. I object to "no kids = perfection."

I suppose, since I have stretch marks and such from childbirth. Somehow I shall have to carry on, not looking like perfection.

barf, yo. gross.

What a hoopy frood!

Well, it doesn't work, obviously. So why is it good advice?

Rich = successful = good role model! This is the Forbes American Dream 101, guys. Rich folk spin it up right.