The Trump/Hicks mashup name is “Tricks” So fitting on so many levels.

Is that what’s between the lines?

I know they say power is the ultimate aphrodisiac but I just cannot buy that she would willingly let him touch her.

I had totally bought into the whole “this is a military man of integrity who will muzzle the president and raise the profile of those who serve at the White House” I am astonished by how incorrect my perceptions were. He is just another shitstain Republican in sheep’s clothing.

He still owes Rep. Frederica Wilson an apology!

Sooooooo...does noone else find the part where Porter is a TWICE-divorced Mormon to be a pretty big clue that something is seriously wrong with him? My understanding is that Mormons don’t divorce, and to divorce twice before the age of forty....seems like a thing.

I kind of love how Trump always points out that the person accused says they are innocent and how we need to remember that. While I understand the need to reasonably consider all accusations, I just don’t understand his seeming assumption that guilty people will automatically say they are guilty.

If the White House was a business, it would be time to hire a staffing agency.

“he’s also very sad now” How many ways can we spell dementia?

Trump: Porter did a very good job when he was in the White House and we hope he has a wonderful career.

I’ve been trolling the right wing sites this afternoon, and what’s mildly amazing (but shouldn’t be) is how the narrative that this is a fake news witch hunt has begun taking hold. People are legit arguing that Porter’s exes are all lying.

John Kelly looks like an Orc and a human mated.

Good. Fuck him. And without a doubt fuck the next guy too.

I eagerly await the Shaggy defense on this one.

Americans eating laundry detergent on purpose kind of solidified that fact.

Never forget

“I felt like it was a call to duty, I felt like it was serving my country, not serving him”

Oh fuck her. Wasn’t she the one who said we would all be “bowing down to President Trump”? She doesn’t believe any of this. She is just trying to spin her ass being booted.

if she wants to be the nation’s truth teller, she needs to start by breaking out those recordings she has of everything for Mueller.

After Sean Spicer and Scaramucci, and now Omarosa, the post-Trump Personal Redemption Circuit is officially a thing. In fact, it’s a cottage industry.