I understand what you’re saying, about public opinion turning against him, but this article would have been a lot harder to write if Justin had given a great performance. He did not. He gave an underwhelming one.

I disagree. Everyone agrees he’s a talented guy, but he phoned this one in. We’ve been seeing him perform for years, we know he can put on a show. If he had brought out the other NSYNC guys for a couple of songs, that’s what we would all be talking about. Or if, like most recent halftime shows, he had brought in a…

Justin Timberlake is 37 years old. He was older than pretty much everyone playing in the game (other than Harrison, Brady and Jones) He has been recording for over 20 years and he still acts and sings like a teen heartthrob. His songs and style have changed, but not matured. He looks like he’s old and tired out there…

LL Bean cosplay Timberlake is the worst Timberlake.

Hey, the US Military paid millions of taxpayer dollars to shoehorn their way into the NFL and, goshdarnit, they’re going to get your their money’s worth.

I think initially the honoring the troops stuff was in good faith, sort of a “we fucked up during Vietnam when we spit on guys who had no choice but to go fight” realization. But over the years it has morphed into full on hero worship. The idea that every former member of the military is a hero simply by virtue of…

It was so boring. And the sound was terrible. And the Prince homage was gimmicky and just left me pissed off because of the reasons listed in this article and, again, it not feeling genuine. Simply being in Minneapolis does not mean you’re obligated to do a Prince tribute, folks. You need to mean that shit.

No, but he pulled off being a nutsack really well.

We never did get our one testicle.

Something that can’t get lost in the discussion of this ho-hum performance is just how bad the wardrobe choices were. Timberlake looks so good in a (regular, non-camo) suit - why would you do this to him?!? Why would you do this to all of us??? The color pallet with the back-up dancers didn’t help anything, either.

The half time show was almost as bad and awkward as the “honoring” of the vets at the coin toss. I never understood why the NFL feels they are the purveyors of patriotism, if not an actual wing of the military.

I mean, can you blame her? Who would want to sleep with this:

Citizenship can be revoked if an applicant lies on their application. And questions on citizens applications include those about breaking immigration law in the past.

If she lied about anything in her paperwork, the citizenship is invalid. Given the doubts about her visa status while working as a model here, it’s cerrainly possible.

Why would she ever want to quit this hunk of manliness?

I don’t feel bad for her (she made her beds, now she has to lie in them) and I don’t expect her to spill any secrets until long after Cheetolini is out of office, but it’s always fun to watch physical manifestations of annoyance against our most annoying POTUS.

where presumably the president is hiding out from the embarrassing aftermath of the Devin Nunes memo.

I definitely think we’re in the territory where they’d be divorcing already if not for being in office. It makes me wonder if she’s getting revenge with other men while he’s gone. If it goes the way most things have, he’ll get wind that she’s planning to leave him, and he’ll pre-emptively divorce her. It’s just a…