Maybe he is finally becoming Jack Sparrow IRL.

Carefully timed to draw attention from the other apocalyptic shit he’s been up to lately.

Scalia recincarnated into a nubile healthy body that will live for 150 more years. 

But maybe they do. I mean, if you 100% subscribe to the Duggar shit, your man is basically God incarnate. 

:(

I am loving these lawsuits so I can read more delicious deets about Depp’s life. Pls keep them coming.

Interesting theory but I disagree. Jason came along and then Bethenney dropped Jill like it was hot (telling her to get a hobby, etc).

He seems really awful. I am concerned for her safety.

No no, don’t you see? After this law is passed, there won’t be any more domestic violence!

At least in some alternate universe, Hillary is signing orders for refugee settlement, LGBT rights, and starting to push for the ERA again...

They should all just ghost him.

Yeah, unfortunately with that tweet, he wins either way. The man is good at twitter, I’ll give him that.

You mean I can’t pay for my night in Trump Hotel with tomatoes?

If only they could, but I think it would hurt them way more than it would hurt us.

I was definitely the target demographic and didn’t really know how to process all the heavy-handed Christian messages. I left the movie feeling like, “Oh, that’s what real love is. Maybe someday someone will love me like that.”

That is amazing and I loled for like 2 minutes. Thanks for bringing some joy to this otherwise bleak day!

I think it would it have better if the march welcomed the pro-life crowd. So few women (or people, for that matter) are willing to call themselves feminists that I think we should take anybody we can get.

As in “somehow mixed his spray tanner with red 40”.

The only thing we have to fear is... the end of the world.

Definitely both. It feels like we the creepy photo negative version of Obama.