Wonder how many kids they could have before they got a lecture from the Queen about not straining the royal coffers.

I’m not a recovering addict, but I was still a little taken aback at the picture. It’s one thing to be reading some seedy tumblr shit and come across images like that, but I wouldn’t have been expecting to see it here. Anyway, I am in solidarity with you.

He’s 39 and the age restriction is 35.

Ok I was defending Kayne real hard during his “I would have voted for Trump” episode, but damn, I can’t defend him any longer. Nope Kayne, you don’t want change, you are just famewhoring.

This is vindictive of me, but any ladies that voted for Trump that get abortions should have to pay double. Or maybe get a lecture.

But! Consequences-free sex?!?!

Nuclear war, at least it’s quick.

Or the mothers.

At least they’ll be able to afford masks.

Seconded. This is terrifying.

We should probably just roll back to the definition of people at the time the constitution was written anyway. White landed dudes. Black people 3/5. Everyone else, you’re outta luck.

I guess they’re rich enough for bottled water and HEPA air filters. The rest of us are fucked.

I have dated people and known, deep down, that the eventual breakup would be really ugly. I wonder if Brad had this sense about Angelina?

That is something you’d say only to someone you really love. Real best friends test: passed.

Dunno, maybe he doesn’t want to come off as rich and pretentious and just wants to connect with the masses.

Pretty hard to feel bad for them

That was the best thing I’ve read all day.

And sadly, they are probably right...

Wow, a day of pretty good news! #lowexpectatationsjesuschrist2016

Thank God for SNL. During these next few years, we’re going to need all the comic relief we can get.