You guys. This whole franchise has solidly crossed over into the “it’s so horrible it’s excellent” realm. Join me in gleefully hatewatching!

I will bring wine into the theater and have a great time, just like the first one.

Why does shit go viral? No one will ever know.

Just today a man cut in line ahead of me at a convenience store. Second time this week. No sarcasm here, even the little things matter.

These people are clever and those pictures are adorable.

Dolphins are magical and I hope we’ll start being a lot nicer to them.

Somehow this picture of him gives me some joy. I guess I’m a terrible person.

Yes, the people on the Moth and TED radio hour especially!

No time to talk about that in the well-educated liberal club, too busy debating whether vaccines cause autism.

Just here waiting for the Marc Jacobs conspiracy theory poster...

I think colleges/universities are in an increasingly tough spot. A lot of people expect them to be their own mini ecosystems. In addition to education, they expect housing, entertainment, social activities, legal services, medical care, etc. They are just schools, at the end of the day.

Isolationist libertarians. Weed > geography.

Slenderman?

My cynical part agrees with you. Especially since it’s pancreatic cancer and that’s one of the most aggressive cancers.

Somehow it just seems like sex with either of them would be boring.

Somehow more believable.

Labor Day does seem like a convenient end to a summertime contract...

True story. Literally any other reason would have been more plausible than that.

To be fair, everyone else there is doing the exact same thing.

In a Kim vs Paris Jeopardy game, I think Kim would clean up.