Red: the color of the Sith lightsaber.

Seriously. And I have all the respect for Katie Holmes for getting out and keeping Suri from away from Scientology. Also, I just found out that Nicole Kidman hardly ever sees her children that she adopted with Tom. Scientology made them take special seminars about how she was a “supressive person”. They don’t even…

Who has the most pocket constitutions/biggest American flag lapel pin?!?!

I think she should apologize, but her boss and whoever else made the decision to run this article should also apologize.

Anyone else think it’s weird that she has framed magazine covers of herself all over her kitchen?

I’m from Florida. Yep.

Seconded. Cats can get lonely and even depressed when left by themselves: http://pets.thenest.com/cats-lonely-53… It's 100% worth the extra food/litter/vet costs, especially when you take into account the amount of our stuff that's been saved from destruction since they play with each other instead of eating our…

yo dawg...

April fools day prank? If so, definitely not a good one.

No logic, just misogyny.

Instagram has lots of bloody photos with the tag #blood. This is bullshit.

More power to her. Anything that helps her delete Chris Brown's number for good is pretty great.

That sweat-scort thing is terrible!

Girl needs to smize

Is Oprah going broke? Is this a publicity stunt? Is she raising money for charity? Auctioning her stuff off like this seems pretty tacky.

For me, it's a symbol that you have your life together. It says that you aren't transient and that you can afford at least one decent thing. I am a former floor bed owner, and I noticed a big difference in how my room felt and how visitors responded to me when I had a real bed.

Yawn. More salacious shit happens at the RNC. They made it rain at the Tampa strip clubs:

the median age of a Fox News Channel viewer is somewhere between retired and dead

What does that even mean?

Are... those cats having sex?