More like a hoarded stash of tuna and a pile of crinkly balls.

If for some reason Rihanna's music career slows down, she could make $$$ as a motivational speaker, traveling the world teaching people how not to give any fucks about anything.

Owl be back.

But... is McDonalds just paying someone to make a fake account and drum up publicity for them? They seem to be becoming increasingly desperate these days.

I guess that's even worse.

She is either evil or a troll. Not sure which.

Excited to see the cover up he gets for this tattoo in a year.

I'm glad you brought that up. He was such a giant douche on that show.

Weekend Update was pretty good, especially Kate McKinnon as Notorious RBG!

She should at the very least get workers comp, right?

Wow, I had no idea he was so cool. And that picture at NASA is so 70s and fabulous.

If they are liberal, I am really impressed with their ability to work there and not have a ragestroke.

Pearls. And Vineyard Vines? Is that stuff still in?

Yes, but even they can't help her crazy eyes!

I have heard a few people say this. Can you point me to a link? I would like to know more.

Congrats on feeling so good in your own skin. :)

I thought she was supposed to be doing better now? Wasn't her Vegas show supposed to provide some solid income and stability?

Was this ghostwritten by Amal?

Can verify: the Orlando Gaylord is pretty awesome. It has a swamp-themed area.

I wish I had more stars for you.