and hasn’t been in a gym since the Newhart series premiere

I’d argue that this is what roughly half of America deserves. One half is doing their best to keep the lights on while the Trump half is getting ready for Easter Service. The Trump supporters deserve everything coming their way and it is going to be absolutely brutal.

Can’t wait until we get to cancel him. Hopefully he’ll have helped to kill off enough of his idiot supporters by that time and it will be a landslide.

You know what? This president is honestly what America deserves at this point. Who the fuck is paying for all this? Are we going to be taxed to gills in the next 10-20 years? Remember that 5 billion dollar border wall? Yeah it is still going up.

Since wig making is a proud profession, let me be pedantic and explain to you that THAT HAIR is the result of surgery. He paid for it, and then beat Ivana’s ass for suggesting it. According to books. The combover is to hide the bald spots AND the scars.

Can we deduct the cost of the ventilators from all the money we’ve spent protecting his fat ass while he is playing golf on the weekend? One more time thanks white folks. This fat fuck is now claiming governors have to be nice to him for him to provide them aid. Does anyone in The GOP, Fox News or Trump’s gross…

I’d be happy to finger anyone responsible for DJTs death in any hole they like.

i dont care about the semantics of how they die, just that they die.

Why cover up being a national hero?

hopefully the larger part of our dead are his voters.

if only there was a secret service agent, fbi agent, or cia agent, who’s lost a close family member due to this preventable virus and kills him, then manages to cover it up so that it looks like he was murdered by the kremlin and has evidence of collusion all over the room.

that’d be great.

hey, if you voted for him what better way to show him how much you support him in everything he does by going to church service for easter?

do your part! fake news!

Because the herbs know they’d be inviting an unceasing torrent of vitriol. Notice that none of their new contributors have links to their twitter, etc.

That’s my face when I see people not socially distancing themselves trying to approach me.

Ok since no one else is gonna bring it up.

Can we guillotine AND social distance? Remote control guillotines!

Bye, son.

Amirite?

I saw a post online:

And just like that, the pro life and “All lives matter,” folks were willing to sacrifice grandma to boost the economy to help the rich.

They called the wrong number and got Darwin instead.

Trump and the republican death cult he is at the head of hate life, freedom and knowledge. They are frightened, ignorant to the point of foolishness and extremely dangerous. Never trust a republican.