In the lane of straight pop, it seems like right now would be a fun time for the next cover of “Eve Ov Destruction”.

Genesis has been sick for awhile so this isn’t a complete shock, but this is an immense loss. They produced great work pretty much until the end; a fantastic collaboration with Cold Cave came out only a few years back. Throbbing Gristle founded an entire genre, industrial music, and Psychic TV took their approach to…

Wait people that visited that stank ass place and shook hands with his fat ass may be infected and I am supposed to care? File that under hell no. I mean unless his blood is radioactive why in the hell would it take two days to get his results back when it takes two hours for everyone else? For those that work at that…

As long as he doesn’t fuck her without a rubber and then have his dumbass crooked shyster pay her $130,000 to keep her mouth shut and then said shyster goes to jail for it.

Sheeple checking in. Yes, I’m sure it’s the goal of the government to shut down profitable businesses for an indefinite amount of time so that people can stay home and not go out and spend money (except on vast amounts of toilet paper which was in absolutely no shortage whatsoever before all this collective greedhead d…

i mean, they’re trying to keep gatherings to under 250 people so no issues there

Yeah, the fact that there are only like five “hot spots” for the virus in the U.S. and one of them is Mar-a-Lago is...satisfactory to me.

To which we can reply "thoughts and prayers"

That was a master class in how to brown-nose Trump — it’s lucky for him the virus can’t be passed anally, because *everybody* on that stage was all up in that ...

Fuck Donald Trump 

you’re right.

i’d also bet on them really not testing because they dont want to look weak. in which case, im totally fine with that, wish they get it and die.

Thank god for Rita Wilson and Tom Hanks. LA is so much better for their existence as a couple. 

If this is the way Trump goes, it will be the most flawless execution of irony the world will ever bear witness to.

suck a doorknob to own the libs! This needs to start trending 

“I’m fine with a woman being president as long as she’s a cisgender man.” 

Maybe he forgot the “thoughts” part?

So praying on it didn't work?

Dude has the emotional range of a fucking 2x4. It’s like someone took the Maximilian robot from The Black Hole, drew a face on it, and told it to try and do interviews.

I will be severely disappointed if Donald Trump lives through this pandemic.

Nothing like getting pistol-whipped by a pandemic to really drive home the knowledge that you can’t bullshit your way out of reality. May every aged Trump voter slowly choke on their own fluid-filled lungs.