*puts foot in mouth anyway*

Rex Ryan: Oh we can give marriage advice at these things? Well—

Yep, very cool.

And they were right to do so.

It was like he was filibustering rational thinking.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

It’s hard to imagine a better visual for the Cowboys covering for this shitbag than a team official running along like a valet and driving the guy’s Ferrari backwards through the exit tunnel so Hardy could step directly into it from the locker room and peel out.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Blaming Holder - A Dallas Cowboy Tradition Since January 6, 2007

I never root for any athletes to get injured, no matter how much I dislike them. But I hope Greg Hardy tears both of his ACLs from a chopblock from Bill Brasky whilst Bugs Bunny drops a piano on his head from the top of Jerryworld. What a piece of subhuman garbage.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

Why Would Anyone Defend Greg Hardy?

I did that for 13 years!

I love this, in part because it's a plausible enough excuse to revisit this.