Burns so true

+2.5 phantom limbs.

This is my favorite comment of all time. Bravo

I never root for any athletes to get injured, no matter how much I dislike them. But I hope Greg Hardy tears both of his ACLs from a chopblock from Bill Brasky whilst Bugs Bunny drops a piano on his head from the top of Jerryworld. What a piece of subhuman garbage.

I was cheering against the royals but this is pretty awesome.

Love Gus for anything besides soccer. And to be honest, he wasn't the literal worst for soccer..

Ooohh I liked that zing

I’m a Jets fan, so I love still having him in the division saying stupid things, but leading someone else’s team to a fiery death. Oh uh *insert foot joke*

I was watching the giants cowboys game and thought, damn this is a crappy game. I flipped over to Jurassic Park and as soon as I heard the soundtrack “Doo do doo doo DO Doo do doo doo DO doo dedo doo doo do dooo DE do” I grabbed a sandwich and got comfortable. Goddamn dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

Am I the only one who thinks that Drake kind of sucks? Not the worst, but but damn he sounds like every other song on the radio. So many of my friends talk about his tracks being “fire.” Maybe I’m getting old.

This is not relevant in any way to the article outside of the fact that they both involve a coat. That being said, Chris Farley gifs will always get a star from me. +1

I giggled.

Dear God

I was crucified, man.

Nice

Well it is A-Rod, and it is October..

*Clicks* Show Pending.

+1 fractured mandible

I created this account just to star this. Also, Mike Tirico looks like a soft boiled brown egg.