Since it turned out without injury for everyone, I’ll toss this in.

I can’t believe this guy threw The Duke Boys under the General Lee?!!! They never meant no harm! Someday the mountain lions get ‘em but the law never will...

Jonathan Goldsmith is the name of the actor who plays this role, and (per the wiki) he was born to Jewish parents in NYC.

Same for the A-Bomb museum in Hiroshima. I left that drained of mind, body, and soul, and that’s exactly how everyone should feel.

Looks like the Germans have beat us to it

Stephen Miller: “He said ‘quill owl plaques’. I’m not sure what he meant by it, but we should make it known to the public so we can enlist their help in figuring it out.”

“It will still somehow be black peoples’ fault for not roaring into the polls with 100% turnout to offset the piss baby vote.”

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I wonder how many times Justice Ruckus has called the cops because he went for a midnight pee and found a dangerous looking black man standing in his bathroom in his pajamas staring back at him.

Billy the Kid Molester

*right to vote subject to gerrymandering

So is this the first documented case of Trump’s temper tantrums costing someone their lives?

Jesus. Imagine if you life depended on Trump actually being prepared for something. These guys would’ve had a better chance running across the DMZ in fluorescent jumpsuits with their feet tied together. 

This one’s good too.

This is what that should read

Odd, there’s no stat on there for the number of indictments handed out.

I’m no graphic artist, but that is a really poorly designed sign.

Don’t bring Tony Todd into this, he’s a charming and talented man and I won’t have his good name sullied like this. Good day sir! 

as if Racism would be a sexy black man with bass in his voice.

the group who legally slaughtered the Native Americans, enslaved Africans, imprisoned Japanese Americans, lynched, disenfranchised, stole land, oppressed and tortured every non-white population since the inception of this country have never, ever been on the right side of justice.