“We are going to squeeze every last drop out of this scandal.”

“It was only a little bit of racism, you guys! Come on!”

Must maximize KFC/FOX/Twitter Executive Time!

When you hear about someone on a record contract for 16 years...for 16 years? That sounds like a choice.

I hope he won’t beat himself up over this

As a pizza delivery guy I could not agree more.

McDonald salads are actually more calorie dense than the Big Macs. They load them up with cheese, fried chicken all sorts of shit.

Don’t forget the Diet Coke.

Does your pancreas not have bootstraps? I don’t want my hard earned tax dollars going to support pancrea that just hang around collecting government checks and Obama phones and are too lazy to work like a real, American pancreas.

Such a beautiful state wasted on racists.   Sadly a lot of our beautiful country side is filled with racists.... well, in our cities too

West Virginia I will see at least 3 co-workers in black face on Facebook 9 others defend black face when they get fired. And deal with side eye mean mugs when I explain why it’s racist. My next review will describe how my co-workers are scared of me

Wait. This is actually a thing people are doing? At work?

The flip side of the Cherokee Nation complaint about DNA not being the determinant is that a large number of black Cherokees were purged from tribal rolls (read: they were ejected from the tribe) when gaming money started coming in. IIRC Cherokee Nation alone kicked out about 3,000 black tribal members around 10 years…

Miller was one butt of a joke away from bringing a gun to school is all I can assume. These are the mentally ill individuals we need to help at a young age so they don’t grow up fucked up like this.

When the school principal had a conference with Stephen’s parents, the parents were horrified. So the principal took some white-out and blanked out all my comments.

In all fairness he was probably trying to use some of it to keep his toupee in place.

What, was it Ambien glue?