Me too.

Ready to Let Go, who cares if he does what you ask and takes you places? A housekeeper and an Uber driver could fulfill those needs, and probably cost you less.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho 2020

Well — at least he’ll have one less mouthpiece. BREAKING:

I’m not doing this with you today

This scene always pops in my head whenever the Clarence Thomas is mentioned. He ain’t shit and I hope hell is real.

You already KNOW he was in the minority. Uncle Thom(as) has been voting against the interests of people who look like him since...this new thing called “always.” I don’t know of any other black person who holds the 14th amendment in contempt the way this nigga does. It’s mind numbing.

Your dick lives in a valley between your legs, nestled up to your sweaty balls. That’s stank central.

That is also my face when I open a stall door and immediately notice that the motherfucker before me had a healthy lunch and didn’t even consider the possibility of flushing

Blot dat sh!t!

Corey Lewandowski seems like the type of guy who slaps women around, especially when he has a few drinks in him.

Or he’d only ever read the name, assumed it was pronounced “boner,” and was confused when someone said it out loud.

Oh the irony tears! So so sweet.

A white man could fly a jet into a skyscraper and he’d be “A victim of GPS recalculation.”

All of them, and they’ll never have enough guns. I actually agree with you but we live in a country where a large number of people would give fellatio to the 2nd Amendment (and you know they’d swallow if they could). We just made it easier for people to buy silencers right after the Vegas shootings, and I think some…