Judge moore can share a bunker with Jelani Maraj.

JUSTICE! Finally, something going right. Jelani, you piece of shit, enjoy spending the rest of your life behind bars. It’s the least of what you deserve.

He’s a disgrace to the uniform and completely without honor. Another fucking trump racist asshole.

So Kelly had the opportunity to cancel TPS himself when he was Secretary of DHS but didn’t do it. Now he wants Duke to cancel TPS so his handpicked successor at DHS won’t have to do it. Kelly is a four star coward and an asshole.

I think it’s time we admit to ourselves that the inmates are running the prison, people.

Splinter is home to my least favorite writers since HamNo: Katherine Krueger and Isha Aran. Rafi ain’t far behind.

5 broken ribs. Jumped getting off a riding lawnmower. Massacre works.

I’ve been waiting for DAYS for somebody to make that joke.

To be fair, the Bowling Green Massacre did actually happen. RIP Rand Paul’s dignity.

Your behavior on this thread should make us all nervous for the people forced under your “care.”

Is her ass a melted candle?!? Like, I cannot unsee that shit lol

Worse for the family if it happened in a strip club or brothel, but better for the deceased because they died happy?

“As you press those tight paper folds together in an attempt to make one indignant lip”...

I think CST is lashing out because growing up, they wanted a Russell Wilson to come be their step-dad but their moms kept choosing Future’s.

That is amazing.

And if they try to delete conversations (because they are not a smart as they fancy themselves to be), I’m gonna be here for when that gets exposed.

lol stay mad, my good bitch.