I’ve come home and found boxes on my porch that allegedly required a signature because the packaging screams “this is a >$1000 item”. Fuck companies that don’t use plain brown boxes and fuck the shipping companies.

First world problems, amirite?

I watched one of his other specials or at least part of it and Dave Chappelle is definitely in shock jock mode. People are laughing at the fact this crazy dude is up there saying this shit. It’s “look at this crazy !@#$%^ up here ending his whole career, gotdamn” except someone is willing to pay him to go do it again.

Suing Little Caesars because I ordered a pizza, opened the box and there was only ONE pizza in the box.

damned Koch brother

The White House stealing plot points from House of Cards again?

You’d think the beta test responses would have been just a whole lot of NOPE.

“Where has the Democratic Party gone? Where have they gone where they’re defending these two people over the state of Israel? And I think any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat, I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty.”

I keep imagining someone requesting this Obama-Trump report that shows individuals who voted for both and the IT programmer just laughing because joining those two tables would result in no records. Then his mind is blown when it pulls in data.

These people were paid time and a half by a foreign owned company to attend a Trump rally.

They ain’t even the same color. lol

No one wants a president who doesn’t seem like they can run a mile.”

The combined membership of every white supremacist organization in this country would be able to fit inside a college football stadium.

“I came to hear you speak, and you have confirmed my worst fears. You aren’t a true black person.”

Shouldn’t this be at 100%?

“If you don’t want black people buying your product or frequenting your establishment, then maybe put a sign on the door so that we know we are not welcome,” she wrote directly to the orchard in her Facebook missive.

It was only a matter of time before these cases started to come to light.

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