So not only does the NRA want to expand gun rights but they also want to talk shit about laws against stalking?

Better pegged to death by a deranged orange circus clown than Democrat.

uhm, just as an FYI, i don’t think the phrase “calling a spade a spade” is as innocuous as you may believe...

But will there be prehensile robodicks?

“OKURRRRR!” he belts out mid-shuck and jive, butchering Cardi B’s signature catchphrase. “We’re talking turnt! FOMO won’t be an issue.”

That roly-poly fuck is going to have a great time on the inside meeting so many new ethnic friends. 

Lost it in the rice paddies of Bowling Green while freeing Charlottesville from the Vietcong.

“That’s how I pray every day. … I don’t apologize ever for praying,” she said.

The party that thinks a refrigerator is a luxury item requires the use of a computer.

Once my employer no longer has to provide me with health insurance and I can no longer afford my insulin, I’ll still go to the grave smiling knowing that we owned the libs.

Someone gave their son the middle name Napolean. We have an officer named Wende Kerl. A police chief named fucking Kerr.

And I drugged niggas up and I robbed them. That’s what I used to do. Nothing was muthafuckin’ handed to me, my nigga. Nothing!

get AIPAC to bribe them.

“Pizza Peel, knowing my activism, having access to my social media and were totally comfortable,” Woods explained. “I routinely stated that every department of the Homeland Security should be executed for war crimes. I have said that, if a republican ins injured you should refuse to offer them medical help.”

There is no way you can confuse a taser and a gun. 

This is in no way directed toward Adrien Broner or the Boner he has for ladies only.

Donald Trump and a number of campaign staff tried to obstruct an investigation into crimes they apparently didn’t even provably commit.

The attempt to collude, in and of itself, is illegal.

Marc “I Wholeheartedly Deserve to Get My Ass Beat” Gomez, pinned the blame solely on the victim—asserting at his arraignment on Sunday that she threatened him with a knife that mysteriously dissolved into thin air as he pummeled her with a barrage of punches and brutal kicks.

I don’t understand. Donald Jr., Jared and Manafort all show up to a meeting which is billed as “part of the effort by the Russian Government to help your dad [Donald Trump]” and yet somehow this is not collusion?