But only if its a yuuuuge golf course where he’d take photos with the founder of the local rub and tug.

So I can expect to be laid off if Warren wins so my employer can cut costs and stay afloat in case they’re forced to essentially self destruct themselves? Cool.

calling a spade a spade

The formal statement is that Shine will continue working with Trump on his 2020 reelection campaign.

Don’t say “trafficking”. Despite the assertion this investigation was about trafficking, there have been no charges filed for that at all.

I wonder if they’ll wheel her in in Hannibal Lecter style restraints. She’ll then testify about how much she hates Y chromosomes before leaping onto the nearest possessor of a Y chromosome and gnawing their Adam’s apple out.

I’m waiting for photos of The Beast idling in front of a strip mall massage parlor to be released.

Baby Roe was approximately six weeks old on February 10, 2017.

If they wanna embrace this language, then I guess we’ll have to start referring to newborns as nine-month-olds.

“For months, we have been working with NABJ to schedule a meeting because the relationship between CNN and NABJ is very important to us,” CNN said.

... math checks out.

Discount Count Duku is a out spilling secrets because Darth Citrus is out looking for a new deplorable apprentice.

A person can be heard saying that eight cops eventually showed up to take down the black magician whose trash grabber could have been confused for a staff

Men’s Wrestling: B- (Don did surprisingly well and was always eager)

Why would a ballot have what amounts to “small print” unless you were trying to hide something?

I’d boycott the shit out of Hoover Toyota. You know his daughter learned that crap at home.

‘Mercenary Chef is engaged to a black woman. She even has a big booty.’

He even has facial hair everybody! That means he’s EXTRA black.