pointing to Marmel’s Jewish heritage as evidence that the comments should not have been interpreted as offensive.

Kanye is on it.

My father’s? Well his was like 5 percent or something. Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do.

they are mouths without ears.

“Technically it is true. The law was changed some years ago, and I think it was a good change, that you don’t need corroboration to make a case,” he said.

Why is The Onion crossposting to The Root and why is it using the name of one of the writers from The Root? Wait...

“He was cleared of any and all wrongdoing,” Flanagan said. “He was never charged. It’s over and done with.”

HTTP 414 URI too long. Jesus christ.

White liberals not showing up to vote because they’ll be good no matter what is already a thing. Nothing is going to stop gun toting right wingers from voting if they want to show up and vote for der führende Käseficker’s preferred candidate.

• When she was 5, Haley’s parents entered her in a beauty contest that crowned a black winner and a white winner. Since she was neither black or white, she was disqualified.

Even 538 has him at less than a 30% chance of winning.

Careful man, Alabama and West Virginia will take that money. 

They must have put the word “KIDNAPPING” on the top of the bus.

We arent one country, we’re 50 states.

People didnt want gay marrage nationwide

West Virginia Democrats are usually basically Republicans.

What else am I going to spend $1200 on?

Gorsuch was stellar nomination compared to Brett Kavanaugh.

The only reason for high capacity magazines is to see just how fucking racist a cop is. There is no legitimate reason to shoot someone 16 times.