“Dumb people with dumb name being given karma” is a news article?

I’m going to approach this from an outside perspective. I don’t know what it’s like to be black. I mostly have female, non-white friends - I make a lot of friends at work, my industry is extremely diverse and generally women work there. Just what it is. I’ve been friends with some of them for 15 years, some less. And…

Literally every election has this question when there isn’t an incumbent on one side. 2016, the RNC. 2012, RNC. 2008, DNC. There’s not been an actual contested/brokered election in almost 70 years. The political ramifications would be fucking incredible. Warren doesn’t drop out, Bernie doesn’t drop out, what does THAT…

“Which might seem surprising, given that it’s been directed by the guy who made the Hangover trilogy and Due Date. To be fair, those movies weren’t funny either.”

Remember when we all pointed and laughed at this idiot’s handshaking techniques? And pushing out from a group of leaders, jostling several, other leaders, so he could look like he was somehow at the front of the pack?

How goddamn dumb is he? I mean it. It’s a real question. On a galactic scale, he’s gotta be dimmer than a fucking dwarf star surrounded by a universe of red giants. Did he think this wouldn’t be reported on? Seriously. YOU WERE ON THE PHONE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION AND ARE BEING IMPEACHED BECAUSE IT WASN’T A…

Agreed. Colostomy bags have a good purpose. They actually help people who need them.

Fuck Devin Nunes. I don’t need even the concept of Trump ever not wearing clothes in my head.

I don’t think so. I haven’t taken it that way, and I’m kinda looking for a fight on impeachment. I’m reticent for impeachment talk, myself, because I fully expect nothing to happen, and for it to look like Trump beat the rap. And it can be (and they will try to do so) spun that way. When, the truth, so obviously, is…

“And who eats a salad with a COMB?”

Clinton had a lot of problems. So would anyone else who’d been essentially under investigation since 1992, with brief stops. But Clinton had a terrible weight around her neck, just as Biden does now: “I deserve it” mentality. Clinton, in her incredible grace, was nice to Obama. Eventually. After her husband—a former…

And that is where the wheels come off the wagon.

I’m almost a month late to this, how sad.

I’m almost a month late to this, how sad.

Wow. Some of these replies...

You can take this headline and shove it straight up your asshole, right where your head is located. You and the rest of you dipshits who write this crap, and believe this crap.

Okay, so.. since when does anyone get to police anyone else’s reaction to a racially-motivated screed? Yang was personally called out. Yang is possibly acting in bad faith (depending on how their conversation goes), but he’s acting in such a way that he’s rising above it. I’m white. I’m straight. I’m a dude. I don’t…

I don’t think just Splinter is on a desperate “ash Biden all the time” mission - plenty of regular people are, too. Biden is suffering from the hangover of the previous election in which a consensus, weak candidate (and to be clear, Hillary was a weak ass candidate, period. Almost anyone could’ve taken down Trump.…

Yeah. The headline might be one of the single dumbest things I’ve read in a while. It turns out when comedy is removed from comedy, it isn’t as interesting. Did you know if you subtract pathos from drama, it’s pretty boring? Just people talking!

Next, we’ll subtract lumens from lighting and see what’s left!

“It might be a little inconvenient, but I honestly feel like people who were not going to buy our game weren’t going to buy it either way.”

This isn’t just not true, it’s demonstrably bullshit. I won’t own EGS stuff. I don’t trust Epic, I don’t trust anyone who creates a piece of software with exclusivity…

You know, I think Milo’s a massive, somehow physics-defying is-he-secretly-a-TARDIS-because-that-amount-of-shit-shouldn’t-fit-in-a-person type of person.