thorntonmelonjr
Thornton Melon
thorntonmelonjr

Didn’t bother reading the blog, did you?

I’m not going to criticize a basketball player for choosing paid basketball work over unpaid basketball work.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Trying too hard, Isha.

Agreed. Also Thor: Ragnarok > Last Jedi.

Here’s your chance to show that you’re a better man than Flake.

$32,000,000.

To directly answer your question: The Regional Food Bank of Oklahoma, Community Food Bank of Eastern Oklahoma, and Equal Justice Initiative.

...who wore No. 35 for nine years in Oklahoma City before leaving.

When you get whites together in groups you see the thug element. It’s in their nature. It’s rare you can get large groups of whites together without some sort of violence. When you throw in this country “music” which promotes drinking and glorifies white thugary you have what you have on Sunday.

GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

BECAUSE INSTEAD OF GIVING THE DAMN BALL TO LYNCH THEY CALLED A PASS WHEN EVERYBODY KNEW WHAT BEASTMODE WAS GOING TO DO.

How many more times would you have made this comment if you had spent the first ten years of your career commenting on subpar websites?

Or possibly the Tednugenti or Kidrockawa.

Texas Pete’s isn’t about heat, it’s about flavor.
I am a person who grows her own Carolina Reapers and laugh’s at Dave’s Insanity. I still keep a bottle of Texas Pete’s at the office.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

Everyone already hates the Warriors...