“my public defender could have got me off.”

Nice.

Even though I’m a huge Jodie Foster fan, I can tell you for sure that my brain wasn’t wired for Contact.

You should come see the airport in Kansas City if you think JFK is bad.

As an Ear, Nose and Throat surgeon, I’ve sewed up much worse than that, and his ear will heal up and be just fine. However, I was just at the Lomachenko Rigondeaux fight at MSG, and I’m not sure anyone can repair Rigo’s mangled self-respect.

Really dude? Really? This is your takeaway?

i go back and forth on whether that one or this one is the best news blooper of all time.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett