Going by the text, she seems like an exhausting, self-obsessed person.

If they’re planning to do this again, can we finally get some honest-to-god Jethro Tull music in the scenes set in Tull? (‘My God’, the Chateau Disaster version of ‘Critique Oblique’, the instrumental portion of ‘Minstrel In The Gallery’... so many things that could work!)

I dunno, “nostalgic” and “retro” might end up working in their favor. Just look at all the people who pine for the way McDonald’s used to look.

Target is hiring. 

There are pubs in the UK with decor that hasn’t been updated since the mid 1800s, probably some that are older than that. There is a certain comfort to knowing that a place has been in business a very long time. 

Whenever I read articles talking about Subway I am reminded of this:

Zendaya has the advantage of a baby face and a much more slender physique, so she can pass for “girl around high school age” 

They’re going with the Grease strategy.

Seems like poor financial planning.

Wah, welcome to literally every other industry, Hollywood.

I looked up this actor’s age and they don’t want to disclose it. They’re said to be 30-ish. That tracks. I waited tables and hauled drinks in a lot of clubs in between college teaching gigs. I didn’t gaf if my students knew.
Lol, the entitlement.

I have a pizza place that I like that looks like it hasn’t been touched since the 70's. It has some of the best pizza ever and it is consistently busy. No one gives a shit about the decor. 

Yeah, now write an article supporting every person who can’t pay their rent, you hypocrites.  Wah, wah, wah, I’m on TV, how dare I face life like poors!

Customers: We can’t afford this food! I can make a sandwich at home.

Restaurants: It’s the décor they hate!

I’m all for the remodels if they make them look like McDonaldlands from the early 80's. 

I would put back up the old brown NYC subway maps.

Chesty McTitsalot is available now that Jennifer Connelly dieted or doctored her way out of the club

Tits McGee is still Kat Dennings.

but there can be only one Tits McGee, and she lives in San Diego.

I’ve always heard rumours that Lonely Island used to present as close to airtime as possible to prevent edits.