It annoys me to no end how people keep talking about the similarities of this movie and WWDITS, when a much better comparison is to Mel Brook’s “Dracula: Dead and Loving it”. Kids these days, I swear...

Shit, it was four already? Thanks for the correction.

4 seasons! Unless you’re only counting the ones where the familiar is also an efficient killing machine.

This would be a really exciting premise for a film if we weren’t already three seasons into this premise.

My cousin Nosey went through a bitey phase and never came out of it. We used to call him Nipsey Russell because he kept nipping children’s fingers. Good times.

“He’s like the Hollywood version of a LinkedIn influencer.”

tomorrow war was god awful but mckay’s got some good gag bonafides. love that playing dracula is cage’s return to studio pictures. welcome back, man.

Can’t wait for the interviews during the media cycle for this. Cage is going to talk about how he drew inspiration from an obscure 19th century Russian chemist and the third Smokey and the Bandit film to inform his performance.

I’ve been on a huge Cage kick lately (Mandy, Unbearable Weight, Pig, Colour out of Space), and boy, I’m ready for this.

A C Suite exec said, “What if Guillermo wasn’t ethnic?”

Social media killed his appeal for me. Followed him on insta for a while and it’s just unbearable marketing slop 24/7, zero actual humanity. He’s like the Hollywood version of a LinkedIn influencer.

I didn’t say he’s not a good box office pull.

that’d be gneiss

Call me naive, but I really had my money on shale being considered “the” rock.

Cavill’s probably even more excited to be working on the Warhammer project. He seems like a genuinely good guy, whereas the Rock...nah, he’s a meathead.

Quit babying the man, people lose jobs all the time. Makes you wonder how Leslie Grace felt when they waited for her to finish the movie, then announced it wasn’t getting released.  If Cavill’s really hurt, he’s worth about 40 million green sheets of tissue paper he can cry into about it.  Except he won’t because he…

Your periodic reminder that Vin Diesel got fired off of Reindeer Games in the late 90’s because he refused to take his shirt off because, and I quote, “I only show my guns in Vin Diesel pictures.”

In fairness, despite the articles weak attempts at snark, what the Rock does is take middlebrow, non-franchise, $50-150m films, and get them to $300-500m in the box office on his name alone.

Give him credit for realizing alcohol is one of the few things that could make that movie tolerable.

The person I feel bad about in all of this is Cavill who seemed genuinely excited to be coming back to the role, only to have everything completely dashed a few weeks later.