I used to play Lizardo Planet, but then I took an IRS to the knee.

the Electronic Privacy Information Center

I think the OP is trying to be satirical. They are making fun of moderate Democrats (hence the username Nancy P). 

He was one of those British actors that when he showed up on something, you said “Hey it’s that guys!!”

Yeah, this is no different than me walking down the street smashing car windows & yelling “Why don’t you people care about homelessness?”

If my husband looked like Paul Newman

His work on “Behind The Green Door” with Rik Mayall as Kevin Turvey is the stuff of comedy legend.

Christ, I could probably do all his bits word for word, his eccentric emphasis on every bit of the script burns it in your brain. They sure got value when they hired him for that one.

I’d say more so, since they had far more privacy, the media was more about glamorizing them than prying loose scandals for public consumption, and the studios themselves went to great lengths/expense to protect their stars..

Oh boo hoo, someone was mean to me 40 years ago!

Yes they do actually. Precocious and pretentious children who don’t respect adults should be dangled over trashcans and worthless parents who don’t keep their shithead children inline should be scolded for being shitty parents.

Likewise, who hasn’t wanted to throw Seth Green in a trash can?

“Now, where was his mom in all of this?”
If she’s anything like my mom, she’d’ve been standing there screaming how I must’ve done something to upset Mr. Murray and how I was really going to suffer when we got home.

To be fair, who hasn’t wanted to throw children into the trash?

If these stories are staged, then good on them. That’s right out of the William Castle playbook. I’ll never forget seeing the first Paranormal Activity in a packed house and seeing at least five people walk out saying “Nope!” Was it staged? Quite possibly. Did it make going to the movies just that little bit more fun?…

Bill Murray seems pretty rude, but also Seth Green deserved that

Reminiscent of the stunt film promotions of the 50s and 60s, like how The Screaming Skull opens with the promise to bury any viewers who die of fear during the screening. Or Hammer’s Rasputin: The Mad Monk, where you got a free costume beard.

If my husband looked like Paul Newman, I’d have a fuck room too.

I just assumed we were talking about Clerks III

They can migrate, rebrand, retire, and strategize all they want, everyone’s going to call it Office till the end of time.