The twist is that it's secretly a sequel to The Apple.

It’s Cabin and Eve not Cabin and Steve!

There have been plenty of Scots in Star Wars. From Denis Lawson (Wedge Antilles) to Michael Sheard (Admiral Ozzel) to the obvious Ian McDiarmid (Sheev Palpatine) in the OG trilogy, Ewan MacGregor (Young Ben), Lewis MacLeod (voice of Sebulba) and Ray Park (Darth Maul) in the prequel trilogy and Emun Elliot (Taslin…

And nowadays marketing for evs are always boasting some impractical performance numbers

Correct! Brilliantly written too. 

Crime is pretty much legal in NY now.

The first thing a miscreant will do is vandalize the camera before the mayhem.

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. —Benjamin Franklin

I still don't understand how anyone could want to cheat on Trudy. 

“It was this dramatic show, and also because of the nature of Trudy’s storyline most of the time, it was just me and Vincent Kartheiser. … I was over on the quiet set with a single actor and we were digging in.””

Another article about a guest on the Harold Stern Show.

Before this moment, I didn’t think it was possible to feel such hatred for a shirt collar. Now I know better.

There is. Check your local Little Free Library.

Let's get an award to Mark Rylance for sharpest dresser. 

All I came here to say is this- please, world, do not allow that huge collar on Harry Styles to become fashionable.  I’d like to think we killed and buried that beast in the 70s, never to return again.

Several years difference.

I’ve noticed the “best by” date on cans with pull-tabs isn’t as good as the cans without them.

This is the opener of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a dollar store opener; an elegant can opener for a more civilized age.

”I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison.

Or just buy a p-38 and keep it on your key chain. They cost less than a buck and come in handy.. The P-38, developed in 1942, is a small can opener that was issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s.