It was a typo. It was actually transmitting to all of the canines on the planet, telling them to rise up against their overlords.

I just watched that a few days ago, fucking legendary.

Exactly. It would be interesting to know how many of our outspoken liberal celebrities have accountants and money managers who bend the knee to the GOP in order to keep their clients wealthy.

I’m gonna differ from the consensus here and say I don’t think Gadot is especially *bad*, but I’ve also never really seen a moment where she adds to the performance. She’s... there. Like yeah her readings in WW84 are cheesy because that film is cheesy in general (to the extent that it almost works), but Kristen Wiig…

How else are you supposed to fit your family tree on one scroll, if you don’t keep marrying siblings for generations?

who cares she's so pretty

Its like hiring Jack Black and not expecting singing and fat man dancing

“I KEEELED HIM FOR THE STOOOOONE”

I think Kevin Branagh lives in his own universe of what movies should get made and what he can play and it just doesn’t have anything to do with our universe.

And everyone gets mad when you point out she was also really fucking inbred

If it makes you feel any better, I’ve seen a lot of positive reviews as well.

Not a single one of these can match the ludicrous insanity of Branagh’s 90s murder classic, Dead Again...

I’ll tell you what, I really enjoyed Branagh’s 90s murder mystery, Hamlet.

I’m sorry, whenever I see Gal Gadot, I think of three things, one of which is:

“EENOOOF CHAMPOUGNN TO FEEL DE NIYULL!”

Armie Hammer’s having some old friends for dinner - he’d love to invite you, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg! Just don’t show up late, or he’ll give you the cold shoulder.

I have never once thought of whip-smart (or smart as a whip) as meaning anything other than someone, regardless of gender, who is smart and gets things right away. Not sure where you’re getting your definition from.

It’s not PC to call them cannibals anymore. You have to call them People Eating-Americans now.

So it takes a while for Hammer to start chomping down on the rest of the cast? Lame. What's even the point of casting a cannibal?

“Death On The Nile takes a criminally long time getting to the crime”