A name change for a holiday sounds like a pretty good deal if we still get to keep all the land.

Dave Foley always looks good in drag..

Flaunt it, baby, Flaunt it!!!

I‘d swap out Duck Soup for Animal Crackers any day of the week.

“Anyone who wears a baseball cap outside of a ball game is equivalent to wearing flip flops beyond the beach/pool.”

Finally, an excuse to wear makeup!

...well, that’s what my Dad said would happen..

Where is this magical paradise located where you can still smoke in a bar?

Hold on, Disney is giving up rights to something?

Better double check the address if Spike tweeted it.

Yeah, Patrick is a horrible choice, my god, if he is the best we can come up with for 2020, I am not liking our chances.

Take it from me, kids needs way more airholes in the box if you ship them as cargo.

For Sandwich dunking:

“This is 1874, you’ll be able to sue her!”

Oh, it’s NeckBuds - Sorry, wrong thread, I will see myself out..

Oh, it’s NeckBuds - Sorry, wrong thread, I will see myself out..

I was in Paris for their 200th Bastille Day in 1989, and it was absolutely insane. People were throwing random cherry bombs and other fireworks right into the street everywhere you went, huge screens setup on street corners, jets flying overhead all the time, lots of security for all the visiting heads of state…

Stick with the standard Goldman Sachs dress code rules for men and women and you can’t go wrong.