You left out the part after she planted the seeds where she tapped the ground three times with her corn cob pipe "fer luck"

How's the meat?

It's a chicken I tell ya! A Giant Chicken!

Just reading this story, I can smell my Granddad's chicken houses that I had to help out with during summers we spent on his farm. They were kinda scary to a little 6-8 year old, dark, stinky, constant noise, and of course, the floor...my god...the floor. But I wouldn't trade those times for anything.

Netflix is cool and all, but nothing beats a movie theater. I'd happily go back to windows of 9 months to a year or more before any kind of home video/streaming option in a New York minute. These quick digital releases are killing theatres, and making high quality copies available for pirating far too soon.

Then you need to see "The Apple" as soon as possible...

It might be a Stephen King short story I'm recalling, and I'm hazy on the details without looking it up, that dealt along the themes here, in that it was a small Amity Island type community that had settled into a kind of groove where there wasn't a constant threat from the mainland, and they just handled the recently…

Ole!

I would like to hear why the FCC can set and enforce standards for "decency" and fine networks for broadcasting swear words, but will somehow not have that same power over content on the internet?

"Gum band" for rubber band, never heard it anywhere else outside of the 3 years I lived in Penn Hills, PA. (just outside Pittsburgh)

Sometimes you just can't see the tree through the forest..

Ah, but does the tomato detect an approaching accident and eject itself?

The SPM man's eyes alone gets me cracking up every time.

Ted's Superclub? I guess we know where Ted Raimi will make his appearance now...

Or buy the discs...

I don't believe it's just TBS - I see "compressed for time" hand in hand with "edited for content" all over the place in broadcast airings.

"I don't trust any movie that has Oprah in it."

Who was?

I saw Kingsman last night, good, but not great. Best movie I saw this week was John Wick..