It looks like an Alfa 4C with a Honda Type R kit stuck on top. So sad.

Let’s be honest: the type of people going to “Biker Weeks” aren’t exactly masking up or socially distancing themselves anyways. I would go so far as to say the majority of people attending biker weeks during a pandemic are probably huge right-wing asshats who fly Blue Lives flags and Don’t Tread on Me flags at the…

Not like it matters all that much, but look at a map of Syria. It’s kinda not close to whatever “Euro/Western world” definition of a white person.

You realize Syrians are white right?

Depending on who is asking, Syrians are white.  But also, would you like to discuss why him being Syrian matters?  Like, did he do it because he was Syrian?

“soyboy”.  that must be the new deplorable go-to after they played out “cuck” and “commie” and “socialist” and “aNtIfA!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I don’t think the officers are relevant here but cool bootlickin’ dogwhistle broh

When was the last time a Le Mans winner was relevant to your daily commute?

And don’t say shit like “gone totally homo” like it’s a pejorative, you fucking Neanderthal.

How does a comment like this get approved but many, many others languish in Pending status for eternity? Ffs.

Oh my shit I want one so bad. I haven’t even read the article. Somehow I missed the (almost-) existence of this thing up ‘til now. But JUST LOOK AT THAT WEIRD ASYMMETRICAL FACE. I want to drive it, and hug it, and squeeze it, and call it George! It’s the best. It is my everything.

I think you’re in the minority on that, I can’t think of anyone else I’ve heard say anything bad about the looks.

There’s a butt for every seat, I suppose. I think it’s an attractive design, personally.

People always seem to talk about (well, when it was new) how ugly the Gumpert Apollo is. It’s not beautiful by any means, but I do like the aggressive no fucks attitude it projects.

Hayabusa.

Really? I find him to be kind of a douche 

Any cult leader worth his salt tests the congregation to see how loyal they really are. Making all that kool-aid just to have no one drink it would be pretty embarrassing.

I swear that he could make the car emit “Pepperoni Dog Fart” scents and people would be like “Wow, the Tesla likes dogs! Now I can control it with a leash.”

Pre-emptive

That guy right now is probably the worst writer here at Jalopnik. Budget of 80k and the guy suggests to what 99% of people is just a fuck old regular E36, with the smallest engine so dog slow and needing extensive mods to be not even close to some of the other <good> suggestions.

why do people like my fellow Texan recommend the 318Ti? They are like the training bras of BMWs