Sanders literally released numbers. He dumped a printout on a talking head. Warren is the one who’s been sketchy and might have had a chance if she actually stood for anything.

Dear DNC,

Just because you have that much power, it doesn’t mean that you’re going to use all of that power. I currently ride a ZX-6R, a ZX-10R, and a 1199 Pinigale. I’m thinking about buying a Ducati V4, and the thought of “damn. 214 factory HP!!!???” has crossed my mind. But I save the real riding for the track, so does the…

*Old* 1099? Pfft... You make it sound like a 1970s, Flexiflyer Kawasaki z1, with spoke wheels, a solid single piston single disc brake up front and drum out back. Now that took cajones to ride flat out. The 1099 is by all accounts a modern naked sport bike. Stupid powerful and scary fast? Yes. But it’s solid and safe…

Actually, the entirety of the next President’s first term will probably be eaten up with undoing all the stupid shit. Some of it will take decades.

Easily the best thing I’ve read here in ages.  Thanks for this!

Max, that's FANTASTIC work. Well done.

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

My response yesterday to pretty much this exact comment.

This is beautiful. I will never stop hoping for a day when all LGBTQ youth are loved and accepted by their families. 

A lot of people praising Trump for the strong economy stock market don’t even have stocks.

I completely agree...

Flagged as hate speech.

Very true. People who complain about the reliability don’t own one.

I hate “desired salary” on job applications. Look, I desire whatever the CEO is making, plus 10%, in cash, not stock. Now, tell me by how much you’re going to crush my dreams, so that we can come to an agreement somewhere between the two.

I feel like the people that keep reiterating the “inevitable maintenance” either don’t own one or are rehashing what people experienced pre-2010s. I have a 2014 F-Type V8s and I pay a flat ~$400-500 once a year for general maintenance and haven’t had any issues with the car. Obviously doing it yourself could be…

and I won’t judge you if you disagree.

Meh. They’re both whatever. Neither is particularly attractive or ugly to me. They both look like big SUVs. They’re both going to sell a bunch. See you in 5-7 years when we do this all over again.

Maybe a lot of the work was already done for the Grand Cherokee so it’s easier than doing a Ram.

As a big proponent of knob-style shifters, that’s just stupid. The whole point of making it a knob is that you can squirrel it away somewhere and use that space for storage or something.