The seats look cool.

What would I like to see it in? A Mazda 6 Tourer, sold in the US.

Counterpoint: Miatas are low volume and have less vehicles to spread development costs across on their unique platform. Mazda is not exactly swimming in cash. Miatas have no direct competition in the small RWD convertible department.

Whose dick do I have to suck at Fuji Heavy Industries to get this sent to the US as the new WRX?

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

Hit me up once pricing drops and I'll see what I can do.

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

“And yes, for those wondering, there will soon be an AMG variant of this car called the A35, with a hatch coming to Canada but not in the U.S. Ha!”

You have my attention.

Go to your room and think about what you just said.

Still not reliable as a Chevy.*

N0-- I got it from Gary Duncan! https://jalopnik.com/have-your-mind-blown-by-the-most-amazing-secret-car-col-1792485778

But if only it had a manual!

car people need to collectively call all crossovers wagons eventually we will win if we hold our ground and never back down. this needs to bleed into the press. Consumer reports, jalopnik, car and driver, kelly. ALL OF THEM 

I like the exterior, but that interior is hands down a home run. It looks incredible! Sure, there’s still a protruding screen, but that is the only demerit I see and if I’m being real honest doesn’t even matter to me since I like the ergonomics of having the display up high.

It was a constant, low- to mid-pitched whirring that droned

No one is forcing anyone to buy something they can’t afford. And I’m not talking about predatory practices from lenders or shady dealers, that is a whole other story.