This is possibly the biggest pipe of crack in Jalopnik history. Livery and provenance only exacerbates it.

This may be the first car I’ve seen on here that actually may come with a crack pipe left from the previous owner.

Mustangs Across America?

So this post doesn’t actually tell us anything...

I see you enjoy the relaxing feel and texture of a McDonald's PlayPlace. Good choice sir.

A limousine, because you can sit back comfortably and have a drink or two while somebody else worries about the traffic.

This may sound insane but a W215 or W216 Mercedes CL65 AMG is my suggestion.

Somewhat surprised no one has suggested the 400i yet.

I have an e38 750IL and I can confirm that the repair bills are insane.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/BMW-7-Seri…

YOUR MOM.

Owning an E38 750il is so much fun. That is kind of depressing that the new ones are not as fun.

The new R8 is going to be sweet...

Lexus CT

I also have an e38 750. I do not understand the people who think the 740 is somehow more reliable. The M73 has been know to hold up better over time compared to the V8 in the 740.

I mean it didn't help that the Maybach looked exactly like a W220 S Class...

Sounds like a leaf blower

Uh, clearly the Nissan Murano Cross Cabriolet?

Way less creepy.

I would have to say PETMAN.