well for starters you want to let your driver know, he is sitting on a non-custom color leather. While you sit elegantly in the back seat in your custom leather.

I see what you did there.

My husband hates wine unless it’s a sweet Riesling or some awful Moscato.

Chickens? Can’t you even get your racism right?

You’re setting the bar for genius pretty low here, Andrew.

Pilot? Don’t you mean Operator!!??

Uh, hey Morgan. 30 year olds were the OG Facebook users who taught y’all how to use technology. Know your roll, kid.

Do not offend Cheetos like that. They taste good. Our President-Elect, clearly, has no taste.

Shut up Marcus. I am hungover and we have a cheeto as the President elect. I will stay my ass in bed as long as I like.

“Fancy dress” for the average Trumper means Kohl’s.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!

Probably go to Target and buy at table.

You’re not necessarily a racist or bigot for voting for Trump.