well for starters you want to let your driver know, he is sitting on a non-custom color leather. While you sit elegantly in the back seat in your custom leather.

I see what you did there.

My husband hates wine unless it’s a sweet Riesling or some awful Moscato.

Do not offend Cheetos like that. They taste good. Our President-Elect, clearly, has no taste.

Shut up Marcus. I am hungover and we have a cheeto as the President elect. I will stay my ass in bed as long as I like.

“Fancy dress” for the average Trumper means Kohl’s.

The haberdasheries are all out of haberdash!