But they need to rest up for their crossfit class.
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An old manager at my company works at one right now he said its pretty gloomy. Retail smiles when customers are looking and a whole lot of indeed and craigslist looking for jobs when heads are turned.
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How dare you. Do you realize how much revenue Arizona would lose if they cant catch speeders over 90?...90 in AZ is a criminal charge that grosses between 250-500 for the county. Not only that but you have a 50/50 chance of being arrested depending on your attitude and the cops mood. Arrests = work . Work = jobs,…
I met a tesla fanboy once, i wasnt able to have a convo because after he said TESLAS THE BEST he started immediately doing crossfit stopping only to make a clever protest poster just to be seen on reddit. Then as he started chanting ELON ELON ELON a 3rd arm sprouted from his side and started rapidly patting himself on…
what matters is john taking my energy drink this morning before i got to work and i know you’re reading this john, you shifty bastard.
Less. Richard’s like ....well. if he was a puppy, its the only one in the world id kick.
the nostalgia just made my jibblets tumble.
Ive followed Rob and superspeeders for quite some time. Can someone explain why i like the guy but also dont like him.
It’ll go for AT LEAST $11 though.
no tooth fairy, no santa claus, no M power from the red button that visually implies it. BMW you son of a bitch.
Jason i love you, you remind me of my crazy uncle who doesnt have a job or any money but always finds himself in zany and fun situations with a smile on his face, yet its all somewhat of a facade as he longs for a love lost back in 1979.
Sir. Slugging is an art form not for the weak willed. I cant just “use some oil”. The viscous nature teamed with the ability to grip the tile is the difference between slamming into the wall around a corner or elegantly gliding down the hall like falcor.
10 minutes and 42 seconds and not ONE...NOT ONE single mention of which one is better to lather myself with and slide on my tile like a slug after a long day to scare my girlfriends dog......Back to vaseline i guess.
these parts are just dildos. they do the job, but lack the passion.
oh he notices. probably did something stupid and just wants to get it home before a cop rolled up.
Whys it so frumpy lookin? it looks like its angry after throwin a tantrum, layed down flat and just “Mehhhh”
Whys it so frumpy lookin? it looks like its angry after throwin a tantrum, layed down flat and just “Mehhhh”
logic is not what i came to jalopnik for. damn you all.
big fan of the screen behind the steering wheel. i dont like how teslas just have the touchscreen to the right. When i drove one it felt unsafe if i wanted to change something.