Unlike me, where i was like “yes, side loaded brakes, of course, i too side load a brake from time to time.’

I’m bouta slap some tariffs on this site with the amount of bandwidth these ads take. its like my browser window has parkinsons when loading.

Would you like to know about postmates? i have done it after work for over a year. used to be pretty decent, i would make an extra 200-300 a week after tips with about 50 bucks in gas. They made a bunch of changes recently and with summer (summers terrible here) i made a total of 27 after tips this week even while…

God damnit bradley we just went over this in a different article.  commie tops are no go. 

“And as my dear friend and colleague Jason Torchinsky....” what does jason have on you. you can tell us, its a public forum.

i licked one once, then my shoulder starting hurting. so, take that as you will...

Pinnacle? PINNACLE!...Pinnacle of transportation?!....the fuck kid. Have you never ridden on rideable luggage my man? What....this is just a tragesty of an article; thats a travesty and a tragedy in one. You could have just mario karted around, well, anywhere with the luggage but no. Lets talk about…

looks like we found the guy with the red top.  get your commie fabric outa here.

But did the eurobeat intensify?

this is the only respectable posting i’ve seen on jalopnik in 6.9 weeks.  Thank you mr collins. you are the iggy to my takumi.

the first movie was great. yeah it wasnt accurate to any fucking degree but goddamn was it fun and god damn you must be boring to hang out with. Ill see you on the track at race wars you granny shiftin not double clutchin like you should scumbag.

this car when i saw it in scottsdale is the reason my girlfriend got pregnant. not for the fact that it was soo cool that she ovulated just by looking at it  (though who doesnt.................r-right?) but because i geeked on it so hard she went off to party with her friends and slept with another dude......fucking…

BUT, can it spin out from a cars and coffee almost injuring many pedestrians? these are the answers we need ms lee

jfc you minivan people are like the foot fetish people of the car world....weird.

you are obviously a minivan lover so you probably like efficiency. the shift key takes away from mine.

No, they drove into mud because they werent paying attention.  If they cant use basic critial thinking and responsible driving them fuck em...

if i was a warlords son i too would drive a spaceship, not like anyones opinion matters at that point.

money talks. and if its not effecting them directly they dont care, they have stockholders or a board of directors that they need to show a profit to.  

ok be honest. who made you write an article about minivans?  no one here wants to see mini vans, we’re trying to get away from our minivans. stop ....just stop.