The Aristocrats!

I rented American Pie thinking I was going to watch American Beauty.  The funny part, though, is I'm Canadian!

It’s a fine movie, full of surprises and turns, and yes, the actor whose voiceover fills your ears at the end may be an execrable human being, but it’s a great performance by him nonetheless.

Chani’s change really hit hard. I think the only time I cried was watching her story arc and seeing everything rise as it falls through her eyes.

It’s a good change, but a mealy-mouthed rationalization.

I am 100% fine with Villeneuve changing what he wants to tell his own story. That is what adaption is all about. I am not a fan of him implying he is showing what Herbert really wanted to say because Herbert is not here to chime in on any truth of that. He also still seems to not 100% understand Paul based on the…

Yeah, it would’ve taken three seconds of googling to find out that’s not the Kingdom Come Superman logo. It would’ve been funnier if he’d tweeted the “electric” blue logo from the late 90s.

Which is very good news, since Kingdom Come is the “Get off my lawn!”of Superman stories

She is going to be found guilty and get at least 2 years.

There’s much worse than that in the sentences you quote as journalistic issues. Justin Roiland hadn’t been the showrunner for many years. As The Hollywood Reporter explained a year ago, Roiland more or less gave up on contributing to the show (outside of recording voices) after season one, when the writing room…

If I'm being honest I pretty much forgot there were new VAs in season 7 as I was watching it. It felt like a real return to form for the show. The Suicide Spaghetti episode was probably the hardest I've laughed at the show in a while. It felt like there were really only one or two duds in the bunch. 

Banksy has gone too far.

Not that you’d know from this article, or most of the other reporting for that matter, but the name Wonka was never used. This was Willy McGuff or something.

Im sorry but every detail has me laughing hysterically.  This is objectively terrible and I feel bad for the actors involved.  But holy shit this is the funniest thing so far this year..

Losing a showrunner like Roiland isn’t easy. However, there has been much fan outcry since Ian Cardoni and Harry Belden took over as Rick and Morty’s respective voiceboxes.

Whether it was intentional or not, the death of Rick Prime sure reads different after knowing what happened with Roiland.

RICK PRIME: What’s your life without me?!
RICK C-137: Let’s find out...

And to a lesser extent, killing the versions of R&M from Space Jam feels like a minor apology to fans. Harmon’s never shied…

“a pasadise of sweet teats.”

Um. Willy Wonka is NOT in the public domain. I’m certain that the organizers paid the Dahl Family or Village Roadshow for the rights, right?

...right?

Don’t you just need a vacuum to get rid of The Unknown?

The amount of pre meditated grifting that goes unpunished by the legal system is such a fucking bummer.  I’m not talking over promising and under delivering, these are straight up cons. Erasable ink contracts? How can you not go after them for this?