There used to be these hexagonal crackers called Munch’ems. They came in a regular and cheese flavor and were the best damn thing. I would eat an entire box in one sitting as a teenager. I miss them terribly.

Former Costco cashier here. If you are going to leave big boxes of heavy shit in the cart for me to scan instead of putting them on the conveyor, for fucks sake put it barcode side up. My back can’t handle rotating your shit like a game of tetris to try and find it.

Somebody has probably said this before already, but since KSK has been all but shuttered, the memorial dipshit of the week should be Peter King and MMQB. Drew always had the best PK takedowns.