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Thomas Cromwell
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THEY'RE HEEEEERE.

The only reason I didn't post the picture featuring the "cuck ball" phrase is that there's a pretty huge interracial porn picture inserted into it.

I've been wondering, is the red-pill a suppository?

THANKS SHEEV

Hey, come on dude. Poe/Finn/Rey shippers.

I think there might be a problem with that plan.

It's essentially MRA lingo for cuckolded. A large part of the MRA ethos is that one of the worst things that can happen to you is your S/O cheating.

Like someone on Twitter pointed out: this, if anything, proves that the manosphere types are an audience you can afford to lose.

This is hideously embarrassing, I thought no-one had noticed. The joke occurred to me after I'd typed the first one in and I thought I'd better not use up commenting space like a wanker.

"RETURN OF KING'S BOYCOTT CAUSES FORCE AWAKENS BUDGET LOSS OF $12 BILLION, LEADS TO WIDESPREAD DEATH OF THE CAST AND CREW."

"It was after Rey cucked me with that lightsabre that I decided to become a Men's Rights Activist." Kylo Men, of the Knights of Men.

I think what Rowling's career needs is "FANTASTIC BUTTS AND WHERE TO FUCK THEM", coming soon to a pay-per-view porn site near you.

Hey, some people can't afford all these high morals. What are you, a Bishop?

Hey, the history of this franchise is Ridley'd with these moments.

CSPAN socks just kill you.

Just to compliment this, Wolf Hall and its sequel won consecutive Booker prizes (the highest award in British literature) which is almost unprecedented for a novel series. It's spellbinding, transcendent, excellent. The TV show replicates this to an extent.

Er, significantly biased here, but Wolf Hall should have made the cut. Gravity Falls too.

This is my favourite orgy byline.

Literally outsourcing to twitter.

I mean, lethargy aside, he himself admits he could not kill baby Hitler.