"The stick the driver and inventor, Z. Wiggs, is clutching shifts the belt-and-pulley drivetrain."

GUY HERE. Guess what - more prominent Labia makes sex AWESOME. It's like an extra layer of rubbing goodness. To any guy who would say or think 'ew', simply tell them 'Well you're no Ron Jeremy' and throw him out the fucking window.

I like it... but it's a little off. In that rear quarter shot - is it just me or does it look a little wonky? Compare the lines from the rear pillar to the front pillar and it starts to resemble a baked potato.

what is this i don't even.

Achteruitrijden - my new favorite thing. I want to start a Western PA league, NOW!

Ben - Why so horse dong?

missing one - Atitlan. Perhaps it's just more beautiful in person, I spent my honeymoon there and it is in my personal opinion the closest thing to heaven on earth imaginable. Aldous Huxley once said it was the most beautiful lake in the world, and I'm inclined to agree.

1 - www.airbnb.com will change your life. I stayed in paris, in the city, for a week with my own apartment for a grand total of $320. Nice place, too!

And as a bonus, it looks like it's sticking its tounge out.

WAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHRHAOGOD NOOOOO.

Hasn't come out yet. I'm not commenting on whether or not it *has* been done, just whether or not film studios perceive taking a literal adaptation to be profitable. They're trying to avoid a Watchmen scenario, but they'll definitely take the broad strokes of a story and add topical touches. Besides, the CA:WS…

Pictured - the man's distraction.

1964 orbitron - I'LL TAKE IT, MR. ROTH!

But that would be silly - Who Watchmans the Watchmen?

BOOM KARK

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD. You just combined my 2 favorite things in the world - Venture Bros and TF2. This is like Christmas, my first BMX bike, and meeting the cast of Firefly all at once.

I agree with all of this, internet friend. Every bit of it. JJ did a fantastic job - bringing together the bay-esque, explosiony lens-flarity required to even think about making a modern blockbuster nowadays with all of the visual elements that make it still feel like a Star Trek Movie. And to his credit, I think it…

There is nothing new under the sun.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there is NO way in hell that they'll adapt the books, no matter how well loved they are, for the exact same reasons you'll never see them adapt an established Avengers plotline for the movies. It's just not how they roll.

Now that you mention it, I think you're right! Needless to say, this is not going to be one for the record books.