thomasthebrain
ThomastheBrain
thomasthebrain

I get it, people can be trash. Despair as the ever expanding amount of perfect the next HUMAN FUCKING BEING must be to garner our fickle trust. Our so goddamn overtly precious trust. Obama caged them babies and these assholes STILL made shooting range targets in his likeness. Perhaps once all of these captain

Reparations, a tough subject for the weak. In my own personal delusion of grandeur where i am the president, i would give free health care for life, free education for life, and determine through a calculated method a dollar amount that suffices a yearly budget to help all people of color with financial issues. No

Trump started with a bullshit claim of humanitarian crisis at the border, says our lives were at risk. This will end with a humanitarian crisis at the border, our lives have never been at risk. It was “their” lives being played with the whole time. It will be the blood of the innocent, the lives of children, and the tr

I have a feeling that anybody who might be considered “highly respected” by Trump is more likely to have an indictment headed their way than being re-elected to their position in the future.

This is the internet, we love drama, shit talking, fan service, conspiracy, jumping to conclusions, and fanboyism. This story is an al a cart for the wired masses. None of us are hungry and we likely dont know what we want but we cannot help stuffing every bit of somethin as juicy as this fucked up story into our ever

It was really ahead of its time. I met my gf at the time on xbox live(which used to have a group viewing feature itself) and we used this featured almost everyday. It was just cool to be synched up and get that feeling of togetherness. You could have up to 4 viewing partners, seems like it would fit right in today. I

Why should we care about a “mode” being “revitalized” in what is basically the McDonalds of gaming franchises? Why the fuck are we constantly chasing these dragons. We are far too concerned with the newest shiny object. Pushed ever so slightly into a direction of fandom for a thing that is barely substantial. These

On my 1st day as president i would declare a national emergency until Netflix brings back group viewing! No American should have to suffer 8 years of “ok press play on 3. 1,2,....oh crap i hit play too soon, start over.” enough is enough, peoples.

After playing his final hole on his fancy simulator. A flashy golden banner scrolls across the screen. Its says “get gud”. I'd also like to imagine that Obama has already requested a 1v1 match. And trump is scouting russians to hax the match. 

Some of these comments are fucking terrible. There is no saving grace for anybody. I dont care how long its been, a reckoning is to be had. This isnt a fucking traffic ticket or old debt. This is the reality we live in. If this were the old west, the statute of limitations is only limited by the intensity of your will

Unlimited Presidential Harassment. Its almost like he knows what he's doing to us. He thinks he's people and the shit is getting old. 

Fucking aye, finally. Trump comes out with the home run tweet. We, as the greatest society and power that the world has ever witnessed, have just gone and lost our way. We all done fucked up when we took the bible outta the class room. “Make the turn” he says. With a question mark... Gotta leave some room for doubt

When I saw that Weezer was coming out with this, more cover shit of OLD AS FUCK music i was like “really? Meh, ok but nobody will care, those songs are for nostalgia obsessed fools” THEN I SAW THIS GATE KEEPER SHIT GOING ON. Love it. I mean, who was watching the gates when y’all let Post “Frosted Flakes” Malone in.

All will be judged by the god of the wired. WE ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOU LAIN. 

I like the advice! I bought my wife and Xbox one for xmas and instead of having her buy all the games, I just set her xbox as my "home console" and now she has access to all of my games and we can even play them together. Ive done this multiple times with friends throughout the years. Its simple and cheap. 

If it were a story about a fat white guy on the trailblazers who chugs iced coffee loaded with all the creams and unholy sugars during every time out, this story would be fucking remarkable and they would pelt me with packets of Sweet'n Low as i exit the tunnel.

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Omg im not a person of color and I could rock dumbass comic book shit all day. Its a fucking movie, you dumbass assing dumb asses. Only in Murica would you find this level of fanatic shillery. Yall motherfuckers ask Spike Lee about it? Or just assume you own his thoughts as well as the demographic of a fucking childs

Just combine Tokyo gameshow, E3, and this advertisement veiled as whatever an award show consisted of and get the fuck on with it already. If you play a game and find it to be something special to you, dont worry about the game getting the accolades that you think it deserves. Just get your shit together and tell the

I’d like to see some of these changes but I also see how none of this will matter in about a years time. Blackout mode is just a mode. A mode in a game that is merely made up of modes. Blackout isnt a stand-alone game. Thus it is subject to be replaced by whatever battle royale style mode is included in the next COD