I'm sorry you have a Touareg. 

Mate, what did Mitsuoka ever do to you? They're quirky, this Supra contraption, on the other hand, is just an abomination. 

I mean, this isn’t much of a stretch any more.

Hey now, be nice to the Korean! 

Just a smaller scrotum but scrotum nonetheless. 

Shitbox? She drove 1'000'000 in a Porsche? Must have missed that bit. So many miles i  a flattened Beetle must be terrible! 

• You’re in an environment not suitable for a phone (sailing, diving, climbing, in outer space) and wish to know the time or how much air you have left? You check your watch.
  

One can argue, that the Opel look is what the designers had in mind for the car anyway, so you’d be making it proper (again).

“I reckon we can use it in cases where the entire thing actually lights up, too.”

everybody’s favorite rear-engined touring car

I’ve seen a few of these around town. The Lamborghini Urines is, like the Maserati Aldente, unbelievably horrible looking in person. No matter how beautiful the song, it doesn't redeem the rest. 

I hope the Navigator and Aviator will put a nice dent in Escalade sales. Not only because I personally dislike GM but alao for the sake of the general public as the Lincolns looks worlds better than this pig. 

Seen a few weeks ago in Zürich. 

It's cute! A nice contrast to our Brabus Roadster 😃 Though, I'd guess ours handles a little better. 

You’ve spelt Audi incorrectly ;)

Start at Farol do Cabo de São Vicente, Portugal and head to Khasan, Russia, 692730. 14'176km of driving. I’d have a Lexus LX450 or LX470.

The line-up is just unfortunate. I remember when I was wee, Maserati just released the 3200GT and I adored it, still do. The current line-up consists of a massive coupé/convertible, two bloated saloons with the turning radius dwarfed only by that of a supertanker and that SUV.
Maserati used to be GT-luxury, a serious…

All-season tyres, Jack of all trades, master of none. Inferior in all situations.

I have the same drive train in my XJR, late 2006, and it’s my daily driver. It has needed absolutely nothing. I had a BMW before and it was an absolute nightmare, I was prepared for ownership of an English car... except, it’s been brilliant!
In fact, I hear a lot more horror stories from mates with German cars,…

Are we playing a game of “what if?”