Someone clearly took one of those glider plane launching winches, cobbled it together with a Hellephant, for power, of course, attached the Z4 to it and viciously ripped it through the forest whose trees grow ugly sticks.

BMWs philosophy to needless creases is that of how many clowns fit in a clown car; always one…

Easily just as pretty!

1. Alfa Romeo 164

Massively uncool.

What is "Camero?" 

It's in the roof on the passenger side :) 

Use a damn ashtray! 

What's a Camero? 

You have the only e38 in the world that does this 😅

It’s a face even car hire agencies will struggle to love.

BMW is practically patenting sh*t design! It’s unbelievable how inconceivably ugly their lineup has gotten since the stunning e38/39/31.

Wait, which non-third world country does this?

The first I actively remember is this puke-beige box of Wolfsburgian misery by the name of Passat Variant, of the B2 series. The disappointing B2, not the stealth jet kind of deal.

Our 2007 Jaguar XJR.