To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.

That largely depends on which 17-year-olds. Americans? 'Ring ruined. Brits? 'Ring...surrounded by disinterested teenage girls until someone pulls a handbrake—then clothes disappear. Teens from Finland? The most orderly run around the 'Ring you'll ever see.

Oh just fuck off.

Grunt Grunt Grunt.

Re #7, Social Fixer USED to have a feature that monitored your friend list and would inform you if someone defriended you. But it got yanked after Facebook complained.

y'know, as much as I believe government isn't automatically the answer to everything, I don't really have a problem with this. If only states in the US would go after unsafe mods like this, or those retards who put HID capsules in their stock halogen housings, or people driving with two temporary spares, or those…

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deiverator puts the hammer down, sh*t happens. You want to…

I've been expecting you.

The more time I spend on this site the more afraid I become of American roads/road users...

"You mean the prototype actually works? That's no way to burn procurement money",

I fully support this, mostly because electric mode is RWD only so you could hoon it through the snow in complete silence. That sounds like my idea of a relaxing evening.

Good point, I would get it with the 170 hp TDI.

SUMMER OF SKODA!

In a particular campaign, my fellow adventurers and I battled and defeated a big ogre that had been terrorizing a town. Our barbarian cut off its penis, our cleric cast some anti-rotting ritual on the penis, and as a warlock I cast a fear-inducing spell on it. It then became our weapon of choice in negotiations with…

Lancia are my underdog nomination. Championships in sports car racing and rallying, plus race wins in F1. And they made the Delta S4, which may well be the craziest car ever built.

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?