That's about as much as The Boy (age 9) loves KITT. I introduced him to it a few weeks ago, and it's been favourite viewing ever since. Better, even, than Street Hawk.

Will it bass? ie, can you get a normal-sized double bass in the boot (sorry, "trunk"), without sacrificing all the rear seats?

The Ranger's is derived from translating "liters per 100 kilometers" to "miles per gallon" through some mathmagical science I found on some website. Looks close enough to me.

My wife, sitting on the other side of the room, looked up and said "is that a shark toilet seat?"

I despair.

Don't forget the Reliant Kitten.

It's worse in some parts of Europe. A friend in Holland got nicked for doing 1km/h over the limit - a camera got him doing 101km/h in a 100 zone. The first he knew about it was when his pay was docked (company car)...

You want infantile? I found it amusing when the bus routes in Leeds (UK) were given colours as well as the more normal numbers.

I've seen a Gulf livery SMART car around where I live. Not sure where *it* lives, though, otherwise I would have gone and taken pics...

Touareg and towing, and you don't mention the 747 clip from Fifth Gear?

The Hennessey Venom GT just hit 270 MPH on a runway. The Koenigsegg One:1 thinks that's cute. And that's because it should be able to hit 280 MPH. Oh, and it can go around corners like mad. Welcome to the new king. This is our behind the scenes look at the world's new mega car.

I'm guessing that "King Midget" isn't Hammond's new nickname...

Get a proper dog. My lurcher could manage that, no problem.

Those of you who have flown on RyanAir know how much of a clusterfuck those "99 cent fares" really are, and you'll probably be as skeptical as I am of the airline successfully carrying out a transatlantic flight at any cost.

This we need to see.

The nearest thing to brown is called "Caviar Metallic".

Diesel - check.

Manual - erm. No. Damn.

I was thinking of something more like this one:

Tell me, what paper size begins with Q?

And here was me, wondering if the site had killed itself at the thought of someone trying to spec a brown one...

So, Jeremy... you Brits will be taking Morgan back from us, right? Right?

I'm waiting for the Rapid Spaceback 4WD. I'm sure it'll happen at some point...