Yeah, I wonder if Mother’s policies about dining alone with women also apply to gay men, who would also totally try and seduce her husband.

Only if she’s in the room, sweetie.

Look at Rippon’s face, Mother would deem it way too risky to allow Pence to be alone with such a pretty man.

He’s not a woman, so yes.

Also, you’re standing on my neck.

Whenever I hear a President/CEO/leader talk about how much space there is between them and an indecent like this, I always reflect back to an event that happened as I joined the Army.

Sorry Samer. This is peak Singletary.

His new show on Fox News debuts tonight at 7pm!

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They should do remember some guys 1981. Because any kid back then who played Strat A Matic would know every single damned player ever. In particular, Deron Cherry, whose card made him the single greatest defensive player ever.

For the record, I do know Mike Singletary as the Hall of Fame linebacker, but that now comes second to the time he pulled his pants down to motivate his team. Sorry to Mike Singletary.

Rod Woodson played 17 seasons, which is insane, and yet not as many as Charles Woodson (18).

I loved playing as the Chiefs when Barry Word would be super healthy so I’d have two running backs with 100 Hitting Power

Disturbing to hear people say they don’t remember Singletary the insane and dominant inside linebacker (“we gon’ be out here like some crazed dogs baby, I like this kinda party!!”), but just as the coach of the 49ers. I’m also not convinced you two knew Rod Woodson was a HOFer.

Those 25 TDs and 16 INTs certainly qualifies as “remarkable play” from Joe Montana.

A pack of 1991 football cards would feature many of the players from Techmo Super Bowl, and ANYONE who was in that game is IMMORTAL in my eyes. I’m guessing many people out there would agree.

Ugh. Barry and Calvin quitting in their primes basically because this team turned them into fatalists. Two of the most gifted humans to ever play the game said “Fuck it” because they knew this team was going no where :(

Plus you got to watch your two most electrifying players suddenly just quit, as opposed to playing for your team. And for a while you got to spend every game saying, “I wonder who Suh randomly kicks today? Let’s find out.”

You have your fatalist fans like me who always expect the worst and expect you to pity them.